Why Men Are Never Depressed ???????

Men Are Just Happier People --

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth..
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000.
Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.... You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck...

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

--Narration from an email sent by a friend... :) :)

Funny Quotes

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

8. Why is it called building when it is already built?

9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?

11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Humans ???

-- An Email from a friend Shahzad Chughtai..... :) :)

Top 10: Bad Pickup Lines

The Top 10 bad pickup lines.... :) :)

Number 10
“Great legs, what time do they open?”

Number 9
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”

Number 8
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”

Number 7
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”

Number 6
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”

Number 5
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”

Number 4
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”

Number 3
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”

Number 2
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

Number 1
“Do you come here often?”

-- Link to source site: <http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating/35_dating_list.html>

Funny chat nicks

Here are some of the funny chat nicks I found.

- How Long A Minute Is Depends On What Side Of The Bathroom Door Your On.
- If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
- When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better.
- If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
- Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
- As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
- :) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
- Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
- Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!

and many more... hehe... :) ...

Link to site : <http://www.funtal.com/texts.php?page=0&catId=40>

Funny Clips of Charlie Chaplin

Some more of great movies clips from Charlie Chaplin's "The Great Dictator" and "The City Lights".





ENJOY !!!!

The Great Dictator

A Life without a smile is no life. Here is one of the best clips from Charlie Chaplin's "Great Dictator".. Enjoy !!!!

Boss vs. Employee